"I can believe myself. What a total weakling I am! I allowed my emotions to control me last night. After calling her a weakling all the time, I'm the one who ends up being the most vulnerable. I train here for a little less than a year, and end up having Bulma as a mate? It doesn't make any damn sense!"
After that night of Bulma and Vegita's "union," Vegita quickly left for the capsule. He had never let anyone that close to him before. But he didn't reject it. It was natural for him to call Bulma some terrible name. That was only his mouth at work. On many occasions Vegita's mind was contradictory to what he said. He couldn't admit that he was bothered by this nagging feeling ever since he came to live with the Briefs.
He wouldn't say it, but he knew it. Vegita loved Bulma. His ability to sense ki wasn't only useful in battle, but also helped in searching people's feelings. From that, he knew that Bulma loved him as well.
"Can't this piece of shit go any faster!"
Vegita got up out of the chair and looked through the window. He was on earth so long that he forgot what space looked like.
He hit the control button for the computer. "How much longer until the destination?"
"Landing to Planet Lattis in approximately ten minutes," stated the artificial A.I.
"Good."
Vegita levitated and closed his eyes. A wicked smirk on his face, he remembered visiting this planet before. He recapped the time he was ordered to leave and negotiate with King Salsa for weapons and technology.
"Hopefully there'll be some strong warriors here. The last time I was here the inhabitants were peons. Probably still are."
"Request to take your seats and prepare for landing on Planet Lattis."
"Yeah, whatever." Vegita responded as he floated in the air, disregarding the computer's warning.
CRASH! The capsule slammed into the ground, harder than what was expected. Inside, the Saiya-jin who was confident about not having to sit down was upside down on his head on the floor.
"Kisama! Why didn't you say it was going to be a fucking rough landing?!" yelled Vegita. It really did hurt him.
"You did not ask," the computer simply stated.
"You are SO lucky I need you to get me back home. Did I just call earth home? Disregard that."
Vegita stepped out and took a look around. Being that this planet had three suns and one moon, it was always daytime. The area was deserted. He sensed some strong ki approaching from the north, but their strength did not compare to his own.
"Heh, maybe I should just lower my energy and make this look like an even battle. Hell no! I'm trying to become a Super Saiya-jin! I'm in no position to play stupid games like when I was with Nappa!"
The three energies Vegita sensed arrived and surrounded him. They looked unfamiliar. These aren't King Salsa's people. What the hell happened all this time?
"We located your space pod on our surveillance. You are not permitted in this area. What is your purpose? Speak now or face an indescribable amount of pain!" demanded one of them.
Vegita smirked evilly, "Nani? You're threatening me? A Saiya-jin? The prince of all Saiya-jin is being threatened by a bunch of weaklings that need weapons to fight? Don't make me laugh. Although you've already managed to do that, I demand that you bring King Salsa to me!"
"Salsa?" one of the warriors asked.
"Salsa is dead my friend. After he resisted an alliance with planet Ketchupia, our people simply invaded and took over. Unfortunately, he continued to resist. So he met the consequences, which was death. And you will as well if you do not keep your mouth shut!"
"Bakayaro! I don't have time for this shit! Where is your strongest warrior for me to challenge?"
"Challenge? As you wish." The warrior behind Vegita pulled out a small machine from his belt that looked like a radio. He grinned and pushed a few buttons.
"Are you going to play video games now?" Vegita taunted as he crossed his arms. The enemies all had an expression of wonder.
"What the hell is video games?"
Damn earthling customs! "Shut up!"
Moments later, Vegita sensed a great power approaching. I just may have a challenge after all. His ki still isn't as strong as mine.
"King Heinz, this man has come to our planet looking for a challenge from our strongest warrior. That would be you sire."
"A Saiya-jin." Heinz stated while taking off his armor, shirt, and cape. "I've always wanted to kill one of them. I thought all of you monkeys were eliminated by a stronger being. This one would make for a good addition to the gallery of warriors that I've killed."
"You dare speak of me, prince of all Saiya-jin, that way!" He couldn't believe how obnoxious he was. Maybe even a little more than himself.
"Prince of Vegitasei? That will make this killing all the more satisfying."
"Shut up and fight!"
Vegita rushed at Heinz and disappeared. Heinz looked around and shouted as he felt a fist planted into his back. He flew in front of Heinz and punched him in the face. The attack sent him into a field of mountains. One of the soldiers attempted to grab Vegita from behind. He charged his ki and the small aura that emitted was enough to blow the soldier away. Vegita turned around to face the others, "Anyone else feel lucky?" Fear on their faces, they scurried away.
"AHHHH!" screamed Heinz. His ki destroyed the mountains in his area. He flew in the air and fired a blast. Vegita grinned, "He's got to be fucking kidding me," and smacked it in another direction. Heinz soared towards Vegita and threw numerous amounts of punches and kicks, all of which he blocked. The last punch Vegita grabbed and tossed him into the air. He left with Heinz a small ki ball that exploded on his stomach, thrashing him to the ground.
"Are you sure you're the one who led the destruction of Kind Salsa and Lattis? This planet must be full of weaklings!" Vegita taunted.
Heinz got up from the rocks and began to laugh.
"Nani?"
"Yes! I now have a worthy opponent to test my true strength against!" His red body inflated and gained an enormous mass of muscle. Vegita sensed his energy increase.
"This is my true form Saiya-jin! Now you'll realize how Salsa's entire army was wiped out by me!"
Vegita was now concerned. Memories of his fight with Freezer's henchman Zarbon flew through his mind. He remembered how Zarbon had two forms when they fought. He underestimated him and Zarbon became entirely too strong to handle.
Heinz dashed at him as he surrounded himself with a shield of energy. Vegita covered himself to hopefully block the attack.
Five minutes gone by, something was wrong. Heinz still had not reached Vegita. He looked up and saw Heinz was still charging at him, but at an extremely slow rate. Vegita crossed his arms and laughed.
"Are you fucking joking! I can't believe I was worried!" Heinz's true form was powerful, but too slow.
"Just wait until I reach you Saiya-jin!"
"By the time you do that I'll have great-grandchildren! Enough of this."
Vegita stepped back, charged his energy, and fired. "GALIC GUN FIRE!"
"Come on! Do it damn it!"
Vegita was attempting to transform into a Super Saiya-jin by charging to his maximum strength in his attack. The smoke cleared and nothing was left of Heinz except his cape and armor that he took off.
"Nani?"
He turned around and spotted a group of Ketchupians staring at him. He was pissed that his idea didn't work.
"What the fuck do you all want?"
"We…we would be honored if you wear the Ketchupian crown and become our new king," said a voice among the crowd. Suddenly, a lovely young Ketchupian walked up to the prince and smiled.
"Who are you?"
"I am Queen Mustardina. I never loved Heinz one bit. He was always so weak and slow. I need a strong male to be by my side, even if you are not Ketchupian. How about it?"
Vegita blinked a few times. "Gomen nasai, but I already belong to someone." He flew to his capsule and took off.